Yesterday I spent the morning looking at wedding dresses. Do not panic, I have no plans to get married quite yet. I actually came to a very good decision. I have decided that I am going to become a professional bride. I loved planning my wedding and it was a really wonderful wedding. But there were changes I would’ve made. (#1 being spend more on flowers.) And dress shopping!!! I can think of few things more fun than dress shopping!!! (Especially since when I went funeral dress shopping I discovered that I am in yet another smaller size!!) So, I figure about every 2-3 years I will get a divorce, force some unsuspecting woman to fall in love with me, plan a wonderful wedding and then start all over again!! Sounds delightful to me 🙂
Today I have a different daydream arranged. The following is a text conversation:
Me: Why do we have jobs?
K: So we don’t get bored?
Me: Well that sucks, I’m bored at work!
K: So we can live indoors and eat?
Me: I want to go live in the woods and be 100% self sufficient.
K: Sounds good to me. You garden, I’ll hunt.
Me: I will be raising chickens and cows for eggs and milk. Oh, and sheep for wool.
K: Okay, but I get one cow, one pig and lots of chickens to eat each year right?
Me: Um, any animals you plan on eating you will be raising yourself. Otherwise I will become attached and have to spend days in bed mourning their loss.
K: Alright, I will make you a feather bed.
Me: Out of my poor dead chickens or do I need to start raising geese too?
K: Which ever you prefer.
Me: Poor chickens.
So, I’m either going to be a superficial materialistic snob, or a dirty backwoods vegetarian!!