Jenn had run to the store to pick up a prescription and asked me if I wanted her to pick up the stuff I need for tonight’s dinner:
Heidi: Chicken, 1 pound white or red taters, 1 lg red onion, 1 head garlic, 1 lemon
Jenn: A whole chicken?
Heidi: That’s what the recipe calls for, but maybe just get some boobs since that’s all we eat anyway
Jenn: They have chicken tenders and a whole chix, which u want
Heidi: The whole chix, and see if you can pick up some spare thumbs too
Yes, because if I have to cut up a whole chicken, I am going to lose at least one thumb, if not both.