Yesterday was IUI day. On Thursday when Michelle called I asked “Will it be you on Saturday?”
No, I’m sorry. ( I proceeded to curse enough to make a sailor blush after hanging up the phone with her.)
I hate Dr. F. with a flaming passion. Can’t stand him. He is a moron and sometimes I really do swear that I know more about this whole process then him.
Yesterday, he gets me up in the stirrups (with my pretty mismatched sockies), puts in the speculum, proceeds to screw it to my inner thigh, ouch!! Then he sprays the cervix with the saline, and cleans it off with the gauze.
THEN HE TAKES THE SPECULUM OUT.
Any idea what’s missing in this process?? Um, did the freaking doctor just forget to put the sperm in my uterus????? Seriously??
After wonderful lab tech Amy pointed this out to him he giggled and said “Well in 20 years I’ve never done that before!”
Maybe Jenn and I make him really nervous because he knows we can’t stand him. But seriously, forgetting to put the sperm in may be the dumbest thing I have ever encountered.
And in case you were curious, when he put the speculum back in, he managed to screw it to my inner thigh yet again. Ouch.
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